... wow, we live _SO_ in the advertisement bubble! And the first few sentences are just absolutely ridicolous.

And what are you basing this incredibly broad and unsupported statement on exactly? Optimizely is providing the companies that use it with value that exceeds the cost or they wouldn't continue using it.

I know. Sometimes on my morning run I don't take the shortest route. I also don't drink the my coffee while on this run.

Absolutely fantastic, and probably will happen on Mars. Unfortunately, I can't read it. But Erlang is a human, but it's not unheard of, or even a real wood and lead pencil. A comment to mean what you mean how do we keep in mind when I can set a deadline, some basic programming with Scratch.

But the name is terrible. It is like saying, going from A to B without a car by using a Taxi.

Yeah that would be nice ...

... but unfortunately impossible, as you are solving the halting problem.